Tired of using great
looking "club calf" bulls that sire nothing but duds? Why not use a real
At least you won't waste time dreaming about how great your calf
crop will be. We can just about guarantee you'll hate these little suckers!
Just think, no more sleepless nights wondering how much longer you can hang
on at the bank.
Use this bull and you can concentrate on the important things in
life- like which auctioneer to hire for your ranch sale!
Last year "Dud" was one of the most talked about
bulls in Denver!
See "DUD" in the yards at Denver
Here are some of the comments we heard from respected cattlemen from across the U.S.:
"Gee, what an ugly bugger!"
"Man, what was that dummy thinking, bringing one this bad out
here to display?"
"Charles Barkley has more hair on the top of his head than
this bull has on his whole body."
"Don't get too close, I saw him mauling one of the fitters
"Why didn't they cut him?"
"I could just puke!"
|Flash: Of the first 12 calves sired by
"Dud" we only lost 4 cows due to difficult births!!
||Sire: Cow Killer
Dam: Spot the milk cow
Date of Birth: Feb. 34th 1996
Birth Wt.- 147 lbs. "Recommended for Heifers!"
(Hey, your vet has a family to feed too.)
Semen Cost: $0.00 (If you're dumb enough to use it,
we'll just give it to you!)
Volume discounts on 100 or more units
We are in the process of syndicating
You can own a piece of this great up and coming sire too. Only 2 million shares will
be offered to the public at $5/share.
What do you get with your purchase of "Dud" shares?
We'll make you famous-you make us rich! Duhhhh...
Send your cash to:
36951 229th St.
Wessington Springs, SD 57382
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Get yours now while supplies last!!!
If you take this page seriously-I've got some "ocean
front" property here in South Dakota I'd like to sell also.